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I’m covered and nobody will be the wiser if I sneak a little scratch Official Jurassic running team hold on to your butts vintage shirt by tshirtat store. Funny the little lies you tell yourself when you’re desperate for a sweaty testicular scratch. As I leaned back in the salon chair, I carefully unzipped a bit and enjoyed a much-needed adjustment and scratch. Sounds worse than it was, but in all honestly I was in agony. My scratch complete, I rezipped and nobody was the wiser. The funny thing about zippers, they work best when you’re vertical. When you’re sitting in a humid Guam hair salon in a sweaty pool of your own damp crotch-stank not so much. I managed to get my zipper half-way up, and not wanting to put myself in my stealth scratching mission, there wasn’t much I could do to zip up the rest of the way until I stood up.
I told myself as soon as the apron covered my arms and torso Official Jurassic running team hold on to your butts vintage shirt by tshirtat store. As I sat there, this little Chamorro granny kept twisting my head left, right, up, down, and perhaps even upside down before she’d finished. The trim finally done, she asked me to lean forward so she could shave the back of my neck a staple for military haircuts all over the world. I didn’t even think about it until I complied and leaned forward. As soon as I learned forward, the change in jean geometry combined with my zipper being partly down encouraged my balls to also enter the fray. Sadly sweaty testicles and the sharp waiting jaws of a partly open zipper don’t mix well. Honestly, she could have given me a mullet with her name shaved in the back of my head and I wouldn’t have cared, so long as it ended quickly.