I think anymore I would probably just clap my hands like a Free Joe Exotic shirt of a table, and figure that they didn’t pay me enough for that one. The years have passed. I became an emergency medicine physician, but I have to just laugh at the younger version of myself. Over the years I saw many, many other disgusting things like that, mostly by confused male patients. On more than one occasion, I saw old men pull out their urinary catheters with the balloons fully inflated so that they could flog the login’ hog dog. I don’t think there was a time when I saw that happen when I wasn’t instantly transported back to that very first solo treatment, lo those many years ago. I can even now see my crotch framed perfectly by those damn aluminum guard rails. I can see the stretchy fabric and hideous pattern of those pants.
And Free Joe Exotic shirt. Camel toe for guys I guess. I simply can’t unsee that episode of my life. Having an eidetic memory doesn’t help matters any either. A short while later an identical email came addressed to me. The email address checked out with the one we had on file but we had a bad feeling about it, the syntax seemed odd, so we replied stalling and asking if she had any plans for the cash, a new car maybe? I’m guessing they went through her contact list, found two email addresses at our domain, checked out our website, saw we are in financial services and put two and two together to realize Josie probably had money with us.