I also have a vast vernacular and Donald Trump cover your mouth when you cough shirt by my words. She said how she doesn’t know what that word means and honestly that made my day because I shut her down. On some Friday nights, she came with her husband. She hardly spoke to me on Fridays. But on Sunday afternoons, she spoke to me, wanted to know all about my studies. She even used to go to the bathroom just to talk to me on the way there or back, If I was in the back doing something and on my own. She was a lot younger than all her other friends. The new friend was drop-dead gorgeous. She looked like one of those supermodels.
I took their order but found myself staring at the Donald Trump cover your mouth when you cough shirt to their table just to stare at the new friend. To my utter delight and panic, the new friend seemed to be looking at me in a way that was just bliss. Just before they finished their meal. I plucked up the courage to ask who the new friend was. She looked at me mischievously and said she was her daughter. I was speechless. I walked off without saying much. I went and hid unable to compute the entire happening. I didn’t want her to think I was interested in her daughter. At that point, she was by far the best I have had, In any case, what bizarre state of affairs. I did not see them when they left.